fullmetalfisting:

British people call French toast “eggy bread.” That’s so fucked up. That’s so fucked up. I’m not about that shit.

barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

simon-yorke:

shifftastic:

MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER TRIED TO MAKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IN SPORE AND I’M SCREAMING

clearly, i must travel at a hurried pace

brain-food:

big shout out to my teen years on the internet. 

itunestore:

"well it was really nice having that thing. Goodbye”

diedholdinghands:

when they start dating combeferre takes courfeyrac to meet his moths before he takes him to meet his parents because he has his priorities in order

jekjekyll:

ssamdee:

Just gonna leave this here.

I fucking can’t breathe

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks

schmergo:

I love being a creepy obsessive expert on Les Miserables and all, but I kind of miss the days when I couldn’t remember or pronounce Enjolras’ name and referred to him as Enchiladas instead.